"Where’s the rich jackass?"
— Dr. Cox, Scrubs
"What are you, some kind of pervy ninja?"
— Dr. Cox, Scrubs
"Drew: It wouldn’t kill you to dress up once in a while; pretty girl.
Denise: You’re a pretty girl.
Drew: I am a pretty girl."
Denise: You’re a pretty girl.
Drew: I am a pretty girl."
— Scrubs
"He just fell from the ceiling, we’re not going to address that?"
— Turk, Scrubs
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"Elliot: Eatin’ lunch?
Dr. Kelso: What gave it away?"
Dr. Kelso: What gave it away?"
— Scrubs
"You wanna see? Since we’re friends now I can show you my butt."
— Dr. Kelso, Scrubs
"Eliot, don’t talk about my mamma; I will punch you in the head!"
— Turk, Scrubs
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